Who wants to buy me one of these???

This is Piglet. She's Mikey Way's dog. I've always wanted one of these Sharpei's, ever since I saw Jon Knight with his dog Honey back when New Kids On The Block were huge (his dog was brown), ever since then I've called them honey dogs. I already want lots of cats, 2 ginger boys called Gerard and Frankie for sure. I would also a white cat (I want to call it George, the boyfriend is not happy about that). A white chihuahua like Britney's would be lovely, I always thought William Young Pop Idol was a cool name for this particular pet. What could I call my little black sharpei?